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How to evaluate a church on Zillow



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At some point in the past year I got interested in looking at former churches on real estate sites.
The Onion recently weighed in on these church home conversions: https://theonion.com/converted-church-for-yuppie-douchebags/

Most sites are going to the same data provider, so it isn't super-relevant if you use Zillow or another site. The main thing is that keyword 'church' does not filter and 'former church' brings up what you want.

Is it a thing?

People generally are looking for homes with normal numbers of beds and bathrooms. It's not that they're opposed to other options, just they did not picture their home having a big church-y room and commercial-scale kitchen in it. If you don't care, reduced demand = reduced price for thousands of square feet.


If I had a million dollars saved up, I could see investing in something like this to make some kind of open source / AI alignment / art retreat, permaculture garden, unique TikTok. But in practice I've been spending minimal time on community events and home renovation, and do not know anything about the insurance and financing, so not realistic.

Understand the basic offering of the listing

Is it

Investment

If you see a sweet house or apartment for sale, it could be because someone got a better job or is moving closer to family. Churches are not like that.
Churches are built by non-profits, sometimes with property tax exemptions. If a church is for sale, that was not financially tenable. It will be considerably more expensive for you as an individual. Maybe some churches go on the market when someone dies or retires or a national organization is doing asset management, but until I see numbers on that, I assume it's a financial decision.

Churches are sometimes converted into cute Airbnbs or wedding venues. I stayed in a church basement Airbnb in Wisconsin, and the upstairs had pilates or something. But if the church has a valuable commercial side gig, why is it for sale?

A good bet would be a church which is clearly lived-in, or a church which was just redone by house flippers, since you have a good handle on why it's on the market. But if it looks like it only needs repairs or a residential conversion, consider you may be falling into the same trap as the previous owner.

What to search for

Location

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